A Sign in a Shoe Repair Store in Vancouver:
“We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.”
At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a Plumber’s Truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
On an Electrician’s Truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
On Another Plumber’s Truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian’s Waiting Room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit… Stay..”
At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In the Front Yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
Sign on the Back of a Septic Tank Truck :
“Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises.”
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