One Hard Bodycheck

I used work on bridge construction for a man who had a wooden leg. As a young man he had lost one leg below the knee to cancer. He didn’t let it slow him down at all and led a full and happy life.

Once in a while, however, his wooden leg would break and he’d have to replace it but he always kept a spare at home. One day he broke it on the job and sent me to his place to get the backup. This was exciting for me as it was the first of only a few times I ever drove an early Volkswagen Beetle.

Now you tell me. Is that the most unusual task an employee has ever had to do? To go and fetch his boss another leg?

When I said he didn’t let it slow him down, I meant it. He even played pickup hockey with a bunch of guys.

One night during a rough-and-tumble game, he got hit really hard by a bruiser from the other team. The collision caused his leg to detach and it slid down the ice – skate and hockey sock still attached.

An audible gasp came from the small crowd in the arena, most of whom didn’t know that he had a wooden leg, when they saw the limb go skidding down the ice.

Some of them must have thought to themselves, “Boy, hockey really is getting too rough!”

©2016 Jim Hagarty

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.