I remember the day we were married. I especially recall how well-behaved both the bride and groom were. We definitely put our best feet forward. I would say we got off to a pretty good start.
But we are polite Canadians, after all. How else could our wedding have gone?
Now had we been from Tennessee, things might have been different.
A case in point, just hours after saying “I do,” a Tennessee bride pulled a 9 mm pistol from her wedding dress, pointed it at her groom and pulled the trigger, according to court documents and media reports.
The gunslinger, 25, of Kenton, Tennessee, faces a charge of aggravated domestic assault. Her husband was not injured in Monday’s incident.
As far as I know, my bride was not concealing a pistol in her wedding dress but if she did, she never produced it. I got off lucky, I think. She is very precise in the things she does. I don’t think she would have missed.
In the Tennessee case, responding officers let the husband know the honeymoon was over and his new wife was going to jail, police said. His bride was still in her wedding dress when she was arrested.
Now, lest you get the idea there was no reason for the shooting, you would be wrong, of course. The incident followed an argument between the loving couple at the Clarion Inn motel near Murfreesboro, according to court documents.
The new wife, at first, pointed the gun at her new husband’s head, and pulled the trigger, but no shot was fired. She then racked a round into the gun chamber and shot it into the air, the court documents show.
So, not only did she have an empty head, but her gun wasn’t loaded either. That is, until she put some bullets in it.
However, when the cops showed up, both bride and groom stuck together and wouldn’t cooperate. Something tells me they’re gonna get along just fine.
©2017 Jim Hagarty
