I Rarely Get Tired at this Big Store

In Canada, we have a homegrown store called Canadian Tire, an enterprise so successful it has blossomed into a chain, with outlets in every city and many small towns.

I have shopped there since I was a teenager 60 years ago. Here is what I have bought over the past six decades: Ice skates, hockey sticks and equipment, cat litter, cat food, an electric toothbrush, furnace filters, plastic storage bins, recycling boxes, garbage cans, light bulbs, portable heaters, Christmas trees and lights, belts to hold up my pants, electric drills and jigsaws, handsaws, toolboxes, batteries, vacuum cleaners, plumbing supplies, kitchen pots and pans, water softener salt, windshield washer fluid, chocolate bars, garbage bags, paper towels, toilet paper, radios and , gas stereos, barbecues, hand-held water sprayers, cordless phones, car polish, spark plugs, engine oil, lamps and other such items too numerous to mention even if I could remember them all.

Oddly enough, perhaps, in all that time, I had never bought a tire from Canadian Tire, even though a major part of its trade is in auto parts and service. It took me until a while back to do that when I drove away with four new winter ones on my wheels. Just to be unorthodox, maybe, I have bought a few other rubber marvels from a business known as The Mufflerman.

We here in Canada have another big chain, Shoppers Drug Mart, which has seen fit to separate me from my meagre dollars on too many occasions to count. And yet, somehow, I have never bought any drugs at this department store which sports the word “drugs” right in its name.

But Pizza Hut. Oh yeah. I have never walked out of that place without a pizza. Maybe it helps that the restaurant sells nothing but pizzas.

©2018 Jim Hagarty

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.