Some Very Cool Ideas

By Jim Hagarty
2016

It’s a bit scary how the Internet works these days. A week ago, I did a search through Google to find out if there was any way I could fix a Danby mini fridge we bought and which has quit cooling its interior. As could be expected, there were dozens if not hundreds of results from my search, including several YouTube videos with step-by-step instructions on how to take apart a fridge and get it going again. Of course, I can’t take any of those ideas to heart as fridge dismantling and repair are beyond my skill set. I need to return to the store where I bought the darn thing and seek some solution that doesn’t involve fridge surgery.

Almost immediately after I conducted my initial search, displays of ads promoting Danby fridges began appearing on every single website I clicked on. And now, on every news site I visit throughout the day, there they are lots of pictures of Danby fridges and exhortations to buy, buy, buy.

So, robotically, the Internet recognized my search for information about how to fix a Danby and has been peppering me with ads for Danby ever since.

My next search will be: What is the skimpiest bikini ever made in the history of women’s bathing suits? With any luck, my Internet ad life will be vastly improved.

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.