Never Really Alone

By Jim Hagarty
2014

This morning everyone had showered and left the house. To work, to school. I wandered into the bathroom for my own shower. I closed the bathroom door but didn’t lock it. Why would I? I was alone.

So I was happily showering away when something strange happened. The water went suddenly cold. Then almost as quickly, became hot again. A few seconds later, it did it again. No one else in the house to turn on a hot water tap and leave me with only cold. Or was there? I wished I had locked the door.

I tried to think of some other explanation for hot-cold-hot-cold-hot water from the shower head. The only thing I could think of was the possibility that the earlier showers had maybe depleted the hot water tank. Still, I knew if there was no hot water left it would first turn very mild and then eventually steadily cold.

Screwing up some courage, I left the bathroom and quietly crept upstairs. I thought of yelling out but didn’t want to hear anyone yelling back. I looked everywhere. Nobody there.

Darned boogeyman again, I guess. Every now and then he likes to put in an appearance, just to remind me he’s not really ever going to leave me alone.

I hate that guy.

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.