The Dangerous Dirt Pile

By Jim Hagarty
2013

Poodles, apparently, don’t have the best eyesight. I think this is true as our poodle Toby seems to strain at times to recognize people he knows as they approach him on the sidewalk.

A couple of weeks ago, my neighbour dug a hole on his front lawn, for reasons no one knows. The proof that I live in a boring neighbourhood is that the pile of dirt that sat beside the hole and the hole itself became the subject of much speculation among the local population.

The dirt pile is not a big one – maybe two feet high. Toby had no problems recognizing it for what it was – a dangerous intruder in his territory and he let that dirt know his opinion of it every time we walked by it. He was afraid of it, plain and simple, mistaking it, likely, for another dog.

So twice a day I had to stand there holding the leash as that pile of dirt got a good talking to by my 12 pounds of fuzzy fury. But after about three days, Toby figured out that his fear was imaginary and – wait for it – that he had been making a mountain out of a molehill and he let it go. Just like that.

I don’t have fantastic eyesight either, having gotten my first specs at the ripe old age of seven, and I also have barked at lots of things over the years that turned out to be nothing.

Toby and I make good companions, the nervous nellies that we are.

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.